Some Stuff

(Chorus 1)

You must not forget German 1
It was OK, but better than the rest
So buy a table and order a sausage
And drink a beer to quench your thirst.

Garrett often sleeps through German 1
His girlfriend, not time, makes him be sleepy.
A bad MC he is definitely not,
He makes your head spin like fortified wine!

(Chorus 2)

You must not forget German 1,
It was OK, but better than the rest.
So be standing and gone to a disco
Because one can only talk when one is dancing.


Brian is a monkey and totally crazy
Its because of the crack he had for breakfast
So be nice to him, or he will come back
And spray us with his submachine guns!

Joshua has the most accidents/bad luck
He is always almost hot shit!
He is always hurt and burned
By the street and drunk chicks!

So Azadeh says, "What's up Brian?"
And laughs when she says, "I'm so sorry."
She is better and smaller than all the instructors,
She has more hair than Munich has beer!  (that's a lot)

(Battle)
You got nothin!  I'm the Man!
Your Rap is bad, worse than shit!

(Garrett battles)

Your momma is so fat,
She ate the Rhineland as healthfood!

Your momma's teeth are so nasty,
She drinks milk and spits it out brown.

(Chorus 3)


You must not forget German 1
It was OK, but better than the rest.
So go and be hardworking students,
Then we'll all get shitfaced and puke together!