Headlines
from 9/11
Daring French Architect Ushers in
"Post-Post Modern" Era
US Foreign Policy Destroyed in Pentagon
Fire
Red Cross Opens First Ever Emergency Smorgasboard
Justice Dept. Interviews Super-Magicians in
Connection with WTC Disappearance
These stories were all written within
48 hours of the morning of 9/11. They have been returned due to
popular demand. Their brevity and editing reflect the hurry to
get them out. The Onion took several days to respond.